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old man Toby
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(10/20/03 7:12 am)
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tinister, you're cool. Maybe you're building perfection in your mind so you can meet it later. Not a bad plan. No sex dreams yet? So your subconscious doesn't quite have Larry Flynt's influence yet....don't complain, wet dreams are a sticky way to start the day. (tell me THAT ain't quotable, Reitz)
Edited by: old man Toby at: 10/20/03 8:11 am
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Tazor88
One of the cool ones
(10/20/03 6:22 am)
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VGX, I swear to God, if you come anywhere near my sister, I'm going to shove legos up your ass.
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Mystere IX
Better than a cup of cold sick
(10/20/03 6:22 am)
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I premature ejaculate in all my sex dreams... whaddya reckon Freud?
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Who Cares0707
The Buddy Christ
(10/20/03 6:48 am)
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Want to know something fucked? I've never actually had a sex dream before. Foreplay dreams, yes, but never a sex dream. And the one wet dream that I have ever had wasn't even a sex dream. For some reason I had to marry one of the daughters of some crazy farmer or something, and I was given a yearbook of not too attractive farmer girls to pick which one I was going to be with. Half way through scanning the book my penis swelled to the size of a squash and exploded (literally), spewing semen and bits of penis all over the wall. Then I woke up and I had ejaculated.
WTF?
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The Buddy Christ
(10/20/03 6:51 am)
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Funny thing is, I hate farmers with a passion.
Go on, gramps, try and challenge that one for the quote book.
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old man Toby
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(10/20/03 7:09 am)
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Sorry, I cannot honestly compete with an exploding penis. My wife wants to meat you.
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Who Cares0707
The Buddy Christ
(10/20/03 10:43 am)
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XXX Mature Babes
I'm not 100% sure what your word-play implies, but I think I'm up for it.
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Erin a Tout Prix
Registered User
(10/20/03 10:52 am)
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Re: XXX Mature Babes
I hope Toby's wife is a super cool broad who appreciates his super coolness. Yes.
Sex? I had sex on my kitchen counter the other day. That was pretty cool.
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I PUNCH BABIES
Registered User
(10/20/03 11:54 am)
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Re: XXX Mature Babes
LETS GET NAKED.
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Jimbo13569
Red Wings wannabe
(10/20/03 12:34 pm)
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Re: XXX Mature Babes
I'm glad to know i'm not a wierdo for liking someone whos really younger than me. Last year when I was a senior she was a Freshmen, but shes really nice and I like her a lot. Hopefully I can get hooked up with her soon.
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Tinister
Make me a sammich!
(10/20/03 3:05 pm)
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I did have wet dreams before, before I started masturbating anyway. I'd always wake up as soon as I ejaculated, and I don't think they ever correlated to any kind of...girl...dream (would've remembered). There were even a few times where I had "wet dreams" before I fell asleep...
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Tazor88
One of the cool ones
(10/20/03 8:00 pm)
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I've never had a wet dream before. That weird?
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JerichoTFX
One of the un-cool ones
(10/20/03 8:09 pm)
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Wet Dreams are for Girls
Nah, but I got a relationship question now. Not so much "is this the girl for me?" but along those lines. This goes to anybody, not just Toby.
There's this girl, grade below, amazingly beautiful. But beyond that, she's one of the coolest girls I know, I can just hang out and just talk with this girl and it's more fun that doing anything with anybody else. So she tells me that she likes me a lot, but she doesn't want a relationship right now. She is still kind of getting off from a semi-serious relationship and I know they still talk sometimes.
But my "question"(more like a dilemma) is, I really like this girl too and I want to "make it official" between us, you know? I don't know how I can go about really doing this, since she says she doesn't want a relationship but she really likes me and it feels kind of like we're dating right now. I know a lot of other guys that like her, and I know she doesn't like them, but it still kind of makes me nervous, just because I'm the jealous type. And I hear that her ex-b/f likes her again, so that could also be bad. I don't know. I'm just rambling now, so yeah. Thanks for reading if any of you made it this far. This place is like therapy.
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The Fonz
Minister of Silly Walks
(10/20/03 8:16 pm)
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I can't recall ever having one, and Christ, I'm almost 20. Of course, it could be that I just have very absorbent sheets.
Then again, I hardly ever dream, or at least have ones that I can remember.
ég gaf ykkur von sem varš aš vonbrigšum.. žetta er įgętis byrjun"
"i gave you hope that became a disappointment.. this is an alright start"
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Reitz
Ninja Monkey survivor
(10/20/03 9:36 pm)
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If you wack off a lot, you don't tend to get wet dreams.
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The Fonz
Upper Class Twit of the Year
(10/20/03 11:37 pm)
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Ah, well that explains it.
ég gaf ykkur von sem varš aš vonbrigšum.. žetta er įgętis byrjun"
"i gave you hope that became a disappointment.. this is an alright start"
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old man Toby
Member
(10/21/03 10:05 am)
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involuntary nocturnal emissions
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If you wack off a lot, you don't tend to get wet dreams.
I almost wonder if it's some form of safety mechanism. When I left the privacy of my childhood home to join the service, I had a rather embarrassing nocturnal emission in the middle of the night. I was in boot camp in an open bay barracks room with about 80 other men and I woke up having blown a monumental wad in my briefs.
I don't know if anybody noticed or not not when the evil man with the taps on his shoes asked me why I was short a pair of drawers a couple days later at an inspection, I whispered it to him. He laughed so hard I thought he was going to have a stroke but he didn't out me to the other recruits. He just called me "Spunky" for the rest of the time I was there.
I suppose my twice a day tossing off habit was something I should have tried to kick before I went into boot camp.
Hey matty, ever hear of this before?
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Absolut JJtH
Mattnar of
the Hill People
(10/21/03 10:46 am)
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sdfgdg
"I was in boot camp in an open bay barracks room with about 80 other men and I woke up having blown a monumental wad in my briefs."
That exact thing happened to me twice in all of boot camp. The first one hit around the one month mark. One month without wacking at all. By that point simply looking at a female recruit, even in all her nastiness, made me want to wack it.
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old man Toby
Member
(10/21/03 1:18 pm)
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Re: sdfgdg
damn... all these years I thought I was the only one. Maybe it was the way I told the CC that made him laugh so hard.
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ONI LINK01
Jew Master Flash
(10/21/03 6:33 pm)
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Re: sdfgdg
You know I've thought about joining the core for a long time, but it's stuff like that that makes me feel like maybe it's not such a good idea.
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